December 22nd, 2005

MrButtlertronPimp

DirecTV denies allegations that they suck, but pay fines for sucking anyway

I just got done giving the baby a bath and the funniest thing happened. He was in his little tub laying in the water and I looked up for about two second to grab the soap or a wash cloth or something. When I looked back down the baby was smiling and happy and I thought to myself, "awwww he's so happy to be taking a bath, how cute" and then I realized that the bath water was looking a little murky. After further inspection I realized it was because the baby totally pooed in the couple of seconds that I looked away. He couldn't have been happier about it either. Kids!