June 28th, 2005


one should not attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by ignorance or incompetence

dhonma was in town today so he came in to Canby and we went out to lunch. I got to show him some of Canby's finest dining (Fisher's Meats) and a walking tour of downtown Canby. I'm sure it was thrilling :)

Unfortunately he was only in town because his dad is in the hospital, so we didn't meet under better circumstances. He did however bring me (baby Gabe) a sweet gift all the way from Japan. He brought me (baby Gabe) this sweet stuffed animal from Studio Ghibli of Spirited Away fame. Not only is it official Studio Ghibli merchandise, but it's official Studio Ghibli merchandise from Japan. Hells ya!

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Andrew: i've said it before and i'll say it again, would you rather enter my mind or my ass

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy."