May 4th, 2005


Woman expecting her first child at the tender age of 67. No word if they will wear matching diapers

(20:25:29) ScottICQ: Ok
(20:25:30) ScottICQ: it's over
(20:25:35) ScottICQ: Angie and I are getting a divorce
(20:25:38) ScottICQ: it was fun while it lasted...
(20:25:44) ScottICQ: she just dropped the biggest bomb on me
(20:26:34) Potsie: What happened?
(20:26:53) ScottICQ: She hates Chris Elliot
(20:26:57) Potsie: WHAT
(20:27:00) ScottICQ: how can she expect me to live in the same house as that
(20:27:03) Potsie: Has she seen Cabin Boy?
(20:27:24) ScottICQ: That's what I said! That movie is Hollywood Gold
(20:29:02) Potsie: THESE PIPES...ARE CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
(20:29:13) ScottICQ: Heh

High school student reviews cafeteria food in school newspaper with a "five spork rating system"

Has anyone else read Kevin's Smith's review of his early screening of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith? I was a little hesitant at first since it included spoilers, but I caved and read it. WOW! I'm really excited to see the movie now, it sounds like it's going to be really dark and violent. Too bad I'm going to be stuck in Seattle on opening night and I won't be able to go. All my Oregon friends will get to go to the midnight show, but not me! this will be the first Star Wars midnight show that I've missed! I'm really ticked that I'm gonna be stuck in Seattle for the opening. I have a "user group" I have to go to for work, it better be worth it!

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