January 17th, 2005


Woman fired for refusing to marry boss's friend, date boss

Sean and I are always on the same page when it comes to quality tv.

(13:39:01) Sean Stauss: DUDE! The bachelorette is on tonight ... Lets plan on buying 2 huge tubs of ice cream and watch it at your place.
(13:39:26) ScottICQ: Only two!?!
(13:39:42) Sean Stauss: Well is Justin coming over too?
(13:40:03) Sean Stauss: We might need 3 then
(13:40:21) ScottICQ: Totally

*dramatic pause*

(13:41:33) Sean Stauss: the scary part is that i'll actually be watching it
(13:41:45) ScottICQ: Dude you will not...
(13:42:09) Sean Stauss: O:-)

Bar owner gets rid of cocaine-snorting customers by spraying WD-40 on toilet seats

A dentist found the source of the toothache Patrick Lawler was complaining about on the roof of his mouth: a four-inch nail the construction worker had unknowingly embedded in his skull six days earlier.

How could you NOT know you had a four inch nail in your mouth? Even if by some miracle of the universe you didn't feel it go in your mouth, don't you think you'd feel it with your tongue? I do believe that story takes the cake for weirdest thing I've heard in a long time.