Scott Francis Baker

2nd

• 12:17 pm Andrew: you just dont want to imagine gandalf or magneto with a cock up their ass - 3 comments

4th

• 10:04 am Man attacks police with two cobras. GI Joe surrenders - 5 comments

5th

• 04:58 am West Virginia State Capitol has been stealing cable service for 20 years - 8 comments
• 07:50 am Constitution of Republic of Texas found in box labeled "Miscellaneous 19th-century papers"

7th

• 06:21 pm Plastic cow stolen, feared drowned - 3 comments

9th

• 03:47 pm Russia to ban beer drinking in public, which is odd because the country considers beer a soft drink - 3 comments

10th

• 10:10 pm Some guy gets caught raping a dead squirrel, someone's gonna blame el niño. - 1 comment

13th

• 03:13 pm Tyra Banks models bra with 70-carat diamond mounted in between two D-cup diamonds - 7 comments

14th

• 09:06 pm Teens offer woman insurance against being egged, toilet-papered on Halloween - 3 comments

15th

• 03:46 am Lotto Texas couldn't get their balls out in time to show them on TV - 2 comments

18th

• 01:07 pm Fatal stabbing at Renaissance festival.Victim loses all treasure and must go back to level one - 1 comment

19th

• 09:44 am Giving a pro-Bush speech cost Schwarzenegger 14 days without sex - 5 comments

20th

• 06:29 am Police busy protecting Bush and Kerry, thieves busy robbing 3 banks - 3 comments

22nd

• 02:20 pm People don't like that Osama bin Laden's image is being used to promote beanies - 1 comment

25th

• 11:04 am Kids flood school to get out of exam - 11 comments

27th

• 01:33 pm Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up, the better it gets. - 3 comments

28th

• 09:37 am Neighbor foils armed apartment invasion with samurai sword
• 10:18 am Hungary bans sale of paprika. George Soros to start $24 million ad campaign to protest

31st

• 12:42 am Romanian accidentally marries the wrong twin - 2 comments