- 2nd
- 12:17 pm Andrew: you just dont want to imagine gandalf or magneto with a cock up their ass - 3 comments
- 4th
- 10:04 am Man attacks police with two cobras. GI Joe surrenders - 5 comments
- 7th
- 06:21 pm Plastic cow stolen, feared drowned - 3 comments
- 10th
- 10:10 pm Some guy gets caught raping a dead squirrel, someone's gonna blame el niño. - 1 comment
- 13th
- 03:13 pm Tyra Banks models bra with 70-carat diamond mounted in between two D-cup diamonds - 7 comments
- 14th
- 09:06 pm Teens offer woman insurance against being egged, toilet-papered on Halloween - 3 comments
- 15th
- 03:46 am Lotto Texas couldn't get their balls out in time to show them on TV - 2 comments
- 19th
- 09:44 am Giving a pro-Bush speech cost Schwarzenegger 14 days without sex - 5 comments
- 20th
- 06:29 am Police busy protecting Bush and Kerry, thieves busy robbing 3 banks - 3 comments
- 22nd
- 02:20 pm People don't like that Osama bin Laden's image is being used to promote beanies - 1 comment
- 25th
- 11:04 am Kids flood school to get out of exam - 11 comments
- 27th
- 01:33 pm Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up, the better it gets. - 3 comments
- 31st
- 12:42 am Romanian accidentally marries the wrong twin - 2 comments