Scott Francis Baker

2nd

• 09:14 pm "I feel like I'm in a Where's Waldo book written by the devil" - Ned Flanders - 8 comments

3rd

• 08:45 pm Driving instructor with 43 years of experience never got his driver's license. - 3 comments

4th

• 10:26 pm I just blew a sphincter - Jared Hayes - 1 comment

10th

• 11:04 pm England's soccer coach phones ex-lover to thank her for telling press he was great in bed

12th

• 01:33 pm When the judge starts crying, you know you're going to jail for a really really long time - 1 comment

13th

• 11:10 pm Andrew: ever looked at judge judy and thought now that woman likes a good Fisting - 1 comment

14th

• 11:54 pm A hard-drive in your teeth. Next up: A floppy in your pants - 3 comments

15th

• 10:29 am Traveling on a containership is not better than sex, though it does last longer. - 2 comments
• 05:59 pm New computer games test your ability to put away groceries - 5 comments

17th

• 10:01 am Man fined $750 for biting mouse ass - 3 comments

19th

• 09:42 am German men banned from standing while urinating

22nd

• 10:27 pm Tony Blair refuses US Congressional Medal of Honor

23rd

• 05:48 am "I don't trust any cheese that causes a glitch in Google" - Isaac on Havarti cheese

27th

• 09:40 am Art so bad the cleaning lady mistook it for trash and tossed it - 4 comments

29th

• 01:21 pm People, as they say, can get used to anything even the sight of a grown man with a boner in a diaper - 6 comments
• 11:11 pm P. Diddy, running out of things to gloat about, gets an Ipod made of diamonds.

31st

• 12:29 pm Janet Jackson claims Bush tried to use her boob to distract the public from the war in Iraq
• 04:22 pm (no subject) - 4 comments