January 23rd, 2004

MrButtlertronPimp

Potsie 10:37 PM: I'm going to play with Stevenson once.

So today at lunch bigj and potsie and I went to McDonalds. Jared ordered two quarter pounders with cheese, a ten piece chicken nugget, and 32 ounces of diet coke. That's a lot of food! He was done with all that in about half the time it took me to eat my meal. So he's sitting there talking to Jason and I and he says, "I'm still hungry." At that point he got up and went to the counter to order two MORE quarter pounders with cheese!

So not only did he eat four quarter pounders with cheese and all that other food, he still finished before I did. That guy is like a bottomless pit of food.

MrButtlertronPimp

What do raccoons with enormous testicles have to do with housing developments?

We just got back from Fry's and getting davidfrey's birthday present. Somewhere in the course of our shopping trip Ben wandered off. After looking around for a while we couldn't find him so we decided to have him paged.

"Attention Fry's customers, Ben Mabbott your mother is at the front of the store waiting for you. I repeat, Ben Mabbott your mother is at the front of the store waiting for you." It was gorgeous. That's Fry's employee is my new personal hero.