December 31st, 2003


Smile. Relax. Attack.

Is there some sort of corrolationg between being fat and/or a redneck that means you have more pets? You know what I'm saying? It always seems like the 400lb redneck living down the block has three "huntin' dogs," two cats, and a partridge in a pear tree. However, you don't see a lot of rich skinny upper class 90210 people with more than one pet. It can't be coincidence.