September 23rd, 2003


Police officer demands pubic-hair sample

Holy crap I want to gouge my eyes out! I'm on hold for Compaq tech support for this laptop a lady is having problems with. I've been on hold for 38 minutes now and I've been listening to the same hold music. It's two songs in a loop. Between "Tequila Sunrise" and whatever saxaphone Chrismas music they're play I think I'll take the full frontal lobotomy!


GeekoRoamin 8:13 AM: I like a chick in a chainmail bikini as much as the next guy

Tonight we went to Harvey's to break gorgonous's Harvey's cherry. It was thoroughly broken tonight and I think everyone had a good time. The waitress was a total and complete skank, as she was annoying as hell. ferrell stiffed her, and now I'm wishing I had. I personally didn't like the last comic that was up there, he wasn't taking any risks. It was all simple lame jokes that I wasn't into. The second comic wasn't as funny but he really worked for it. The hydra joke was the best, but none of you will get it because you weren't there.

I also got a new keyboard at Fry's today at lunch. I ripped the PS2 connector off my old keyboard so I was due for a new one. I picked up the $6 Fry's special keyboard and I must say it's quite nice. Much more than I'd expect for $6.

there were still quite a few products that frankly sucked Bowser's big, fiery nutsack

Angie cleaned up a little of our extra bedroom the other day. That in conjunction with me setting up her old bed in there gives me a nice little place to read again. Since Angie moved in I can't read in bed because we don't go to bed at the same time. Now I can Tolkien in peace. I picked up Lord of the Rings for the final third last night and I'd forgotten how good it really is. Tolkien 0wns!

I really hope this story is not true. If it's true I'm totally out $100 as soon as I get my debit card from my new bank. The Game Cube has too many tempting games, that my friends (scotty and themabbi) already have. I'd essentially just pick up the system and borrow games from them :)