- 3rd
- 07:16 pm One generation plants the tree, the next gets the shade - 3 comments
- 4th
- 06:02 pm This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more ram though. - 2 comments
- 6th
- 11:18 pm Man baaaaa-ffled by teleporting lamb - 2 comments
- 8th
- 04:07 pm (no subject) - 1 comment
- 9th
- 10:44 am Burt Reynolds attacks puppet - 7 comments
- 04:12 pm Truckload of cheese catches fire, kicks off world's biggest fondue party - 6 comments
- 10th
- 03:47 pm Michigan county accidently bans smoking in private homes - 2 comments
- 09:05 pm Morgan Freeman, Laurence Fishburne: "Super-duper magical Negroes" - 11 comments
- 14th
- 08:34 am "Joe is a bloodthirsty cannibal, but I like him as a person." - 10 comments
- 15th
- 11:18 pm Sewage leak plagues Sweden's Panties
- 16th
- 10:33 pm Caterpillars can launch their poo at their predators - 1 comment
- 18th
- 11:34 pm Heroin dealer allowed to claim $220,000 tax deduction on drug deal rip-off - 1 comment
- 19th
- 03:54 pm Madonna to make new movie about fumes from Viagra factory making locals horny - 3 comments
- 21st
- 10:33 pm Man injures himself, fails to rob store with underpants on his head - 3 comments
- 23rd
- 10:40 pm Nasal Rangers travel to landfills and sniff them - 3 comments
- 24th
- 09:54 am Woman tired of men staring at her chest founds society for legible name tags - 2 comments
- 11:22 pm When confronted by cops, drunk and pantless priest repeatedly asks them to give him blowjobs - 4 comments
- 25th
- 11:48 pm Mr Wiz 1:12 PM: sex can wait, masterbate! - 4 comments
- 31st
- 09:57 am One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat. - 3 comments
- 11:49 pm New websites help people catch their cheating spouses - 3 comments