June 30th, 2003

MrButtlertronPimp

Toy maker selling a new line of fuzzy plush disease dolls

On Saturday Isaac, Ben, Angie and I got some sweet fireworks. We each spent $60 and we got boatloads of fireworks. Fourth of July is gonna be sweet this year. We'll probably have extra fireworks because I don't think we're going to want to light fireworks for eight hours.

Russ and I just got done talking about fireworks... He was telling me a story about when he was a kid in Iowa how the rivers would create really shallow slews full of carp. So these slews would be so full of carp that they were really easy to catch. So they'd catch these carp that were probably two feet long, light a cherry bomb and put it in the fish's mouth, and the let the fish go. So the fish would swim away thinking it got lucky and got away until BOOM!