Scott Francis Baker

3rd

• 10:39 pm you could have solved any problems you know with a firm open palmed slap on the ass - 1 comment

4th

• 11:17 pm Extreme Elvis celebrated Presley's birthday by taking a cocktail of Zoloft, Viagra and Geritol

5th

• 11:01 pm I knew as well as anyone that Link wanted tongue action from Zelda

7th

• 08:57 am Karnov - Yes, the world's favorite bald Russian arsonist is back - 7 comments
• 04:58 pm I control EVERYTHING with my remote! I had an IR ceiling fan I could control that. - 9 comments

8th

• 03:44 pm Andrew: do you think if you saw captain picards ass it would make you more or less of a man? - 3 comments

9th

• 12:17 am "It's not easy dealing with squirrels in my bra"

10th

• 07:43 pm A heart full of love and the feminine divine or.... you can never have too many vulvas!

11th

• 04:56 pm Andrew: i want to be the noah of pork products - 2 comments

13th

• 10:37 pm I hate Sprint. They are the Aquafina of cell phone providers. - 3 comments

16th

• 11:36 pm Allisa: Can the super bowl climb up into your anus and have kittens?

17th

• 11:46 pm Delivery woman dies after motorcycle crashes into horse's ass - 4 comments

18th

• 11:49 pm bradwhit2: i always have funny things to say but i'm afraid that you'll post em on lj. heh. - 2 comments

19th

• 10:38 pm When her boyfriend feeds her ice cream in an erotic manner he uses a snow shovel instead of a spoon - 4 comments

20th

• 11:36 pm Xupiter's search engine returns the best quality squirrel porn I've ever seen. - 1 comment

23rd

• 01:25 pm Andrew: i want you to talk dity to me in parceltounge - 3 comments
• 11:10 pm Andrew: DBZ is the best thing to come out of japan since those videos of demons raping schoolgirls - 1 comment

24th

• 10:53 pm Andrew: did you have to scrape all the bits of shuttle and astronaught off your car this morning - 1 comment

26th

• 11:04 pm sixty-three percent of AOL users said that their spouse was also mentally deficient - 8 comments

27th

• 11:09 pm how big a fear is being impailed on a shaft of frozen urine from a passing aeroplane, for you - 6 comments

28th

• 10:59 pm Been dumped? The best revenge may not be a 2.5 ton fireball - 9 comments