January 10th, 2003


Square and Enix to merge into one massive RPG company. Kefka unavailable for comment

Stayed home from work sick today... I think I got Ben's cold from the other day. Didn't do much except sleep and watch DVDs all day. I suppose I did clean up a bit too. After Ben got home he was nice enough to go to the card star and pick up some more cards for us. We now have a bunch of Lord of the Rings and DragonBall Z cards. We don't have nearly enough yet, we may have to order some boxes or something off Ebay. We'll see...

3 students lose 2100 cans of beer in traffic stop

So I've stayed home from work sick for the last two days... Everyone has been asking me what's wrong so I've been telling people (as a joke) that my vulva is really sore. So I was searching Google for vulva stuff and I found two of the most outrageous things I've even seen. The first is a vulva-puppet that apparently a couple can use to teach each other what works and what doesn't, and the second is a vulva purse!!!

I can't tell you how many times I've been lying in bed and I thought, "if only I had a vulva puppet perhaps I could please my woman better..." or even, "Damn it, I left the house and I forgot my cell phone. If only I had a purse shaped like a vulva I'd never forget my cell phone again!"