January 8th, 2003

MrButtlertronPimp

Break out the hairspray and spandex: Cheese-metal gods Whitesnake to do a reunion tour

So my friend Ashley ICQs me that she's interviewing for a new job. Basically she'd be a relay between a deaf person with a TTY device and a non-deaf person on the other end of the phone. This is the stuff they warned her about in the interview!




^ashley: like, a deaf guy will write to me over the computer right? and i have to call the 1900 girl...and actually talk to her...like, i have to say exactly what the guy is typing word for word of teh phone..and whatever she says, i have to type back tot he guy
^ashley: so if he types to me 'touch your pussy' i have to say that to the girl, just as if im the guy
^ashley: and she said sometimes ill be doing a conversation for a guy who is calling his girlfriend that he has long distance...and the girlfriend isnt deaf but he is, and they want to have phone sex for two hours..i have to have phone sex with the girl for two hours basically
^ashley: if he types....'oooh...ahh that feels good' i have to say it on the phone to the girl
^ashley: And she said sometimes ill have to do illegal calls...like a person calling wanting to call his drug dealer, i cant intervene
^ashley: i mean...they cant get in trouble because its confidential