November 12th, 2002

MrButtlertronPimp

Potsie: All my other sex advice involves hooker death so it probably wouldn't apply.

I'd like to start off with a little wisdom from my buddy Andrew: "do you think you would ever be able to watch cheers again if you heard the
sound of ben climaxing during the begining credits?"

Now that that is out of the way... Maybe I've been watching too much Star Trek lately, but I've been thinking about the transporters, and how cool those could be. You could really save some time. No more "eating," you could just beam the food directly into your stomach. I was thinking, if I could just beam the food into my stomach, what would I beam in there? At that point, taste becomes completely irrelevant. Stop and think about the food you eat, 99% of it is processed and designed to taste good. And not neccessarily to be good for you. I don't think I'd bother to "consume" anything except totally organic foods. All fruits and vegetables, maybe some grains. No reason to bother with anything processed at all.