When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.
Even as late as 1935, advancement in bathroom technology was still pretty slow. Advertising for Northern Tissue boasted that its toilet paper was "Splinter-Free!" - Abcnews.com
May 3rd, 2002
It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
I have a little piece of advice for anyone in the music biz that is planning on having sex with an underage girl... DO NOT VIDEO TAPE THE ACT! Good lord people... I swear.
could a jelly bean explain things to an oblivious duck?
Jared "I want to get to the movie two and half hours early" Hayes and I are gonna go see Spider-Man at 9:40 in Wilsonville. We're supposed to meet there around 8:30, get tickets and then maybe kill some time over at Fry's. They have Castaway on sale for $12. I've never seen the movie, but I heard it was decent, and for $12 you can't go wrong. It'll cost me almost $12 to see Spider-Man tonight!
