April 30th, 2002

MrButtlertronPimp

Goodnight, you princes of Maine. You kings of New England

Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by Representative Dick Army, who when asked if he had been in President Clinton's place, would he have resigned?

He responded: "If I were in the President's place I would not have gotten a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood, hearing Mrs. Armey standing over me saying, "How do I reload this damn thing?"