March 15th, 2002

MrButtlertronPimp

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Saw this in one of my Dilbert books. This has to be one of the smartest ideas I've ever heard. Every company needs these...

To shorten business meetings, I would authorize the invention of special chairs that heat up ten degrees for every minute the occupant talks. If you can make your point in one minute, you can get a nicely warmed chair. But if you ramble on for forty minutes, you'll burst into flames to the delight and applause of the other attendees. - Scott Adams
MrButtlertronPimp

I take it all back Nipples, you're not a pathetic pervert

I was gonna go over to angz's tonight and chill with her until I got a call from my buddy Dave. I guess we're all gonna hit Old Chicago and have a few beers. I called Angie to make sure I wasn't going to ruin her evening by changing plans. Of course she said it was fine, but at the same time I know she's thinking "Fuck, not again. He's ditching me again!" But she'd never admit that she's really upset.

So I'm off to Old Chicago with Dave, Mike, and Bryan. Much beer will be drunk I'm sure. Should be fun. Tomorrow is drunken movie night at my place. Pizza, beer, booze, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Fuggen sweet dude :)