Scott Francis Baker

1st

• 10:33 pm T. Eliot nixes sex in toilet! - 7 comments

3rd

• 09:20 pm he wuz still underage, he krunched numbahs faster than a Power Mac G4 - 1 comment

4th

• 09:32 pm he thinks the clitoris, is a small airport in italy? - 1 comment

5th

• 11:09 pm I'm a wicked fast typist (took 2 years in high school so I could meet chicks) - 2 comments

7th

• 10:40 pm i just put too much power into a kame hame ha and i broke the toilet

9th

• 02:18 pm If you take the number of farting and masturbation jokes in this film and divide it by the I.Q. of the director, you actually get a whole number.
• 07:53 pm Don't call me Jimmy. Call me Necron, Romancer of Death. - 2 comments

10th

• 11:05 pm The Turd Magician summons a neck load of gay using his magic spells of timeless Arabia - 10 comments

11th

• 11:32 am Rabid hamsters are rending my flesh! It hurts! Oh God it hurts! - 5 comments

12th

• 11:14 pm robocop 3 has so many cheesy lines and cliche's i think my testicles are going to fall off - 2 comments

14th

• 09:17 pm c++ makes me wanna cry... then perl makes me nut myself when i get back to its warm bosom. - 8 comments

15th

• 06:38 pm FreeBSD XP^H^H 4.5 available now - 2 comments
• 08:26 pm I take it all back Nipples, you're not a pathetic pervert - 1 comment

17th

• 12:11 pm If it wasn't for that whole wang-in-the-butt thing, he'd be right.
• 03:18 pm Mr. Potato Head can join AARP now - 3 comments

18th

• 08:36 am This multi-event crapfest manages to combine all the fun of a pipe-fitting seminar with the pain of - 2 comments
• 10:11 pm Your wife's virtue will remain as untouched as Bill Gate's weight room - 2 comments

19th

• 11:23 pm I'll put you on rig thirteen as soon as they're done burning the corpses off - 3 comments

21st

• 11:20 pm Did she say she used to be a dude? - 3 comments

22nd

• 05:20 pm Bernie Mac kind of disturbs me.. I can't tell which direction he's looking - 2 comments
• 08:22 pm i have more muscle in my penis than you do in your entire body

23rd

• 02:01 am I proclaim... i will have the first webserver running on a cue cat. - 2 comments

24th

• 11:40 am It's sad when people at the olyimpics just suck - 3 comments

25th

• 11:47 pm These specific shitdonuts broke into my tool shed and found my cases of Mexican beer and porno mags - 3 comments

26th

• 09:25 pm I told the PTA that they need to fire this rat bastard's ass because kids shouldn't be learning abou
• 11:15 pm That's it Uglycat, I'm putting land mines in your litter box. - 1 comment

27th

• 11:20 pm just because i can give multiple orgasms to the soft by sitting on it doesnt mean i deserve broadban - 6 comments

28th

• 11:25 pm computer that is set up in the basement that is typically used by my wife for playing online card ga - 3 comments

30th

• 02:57 pm Drunk on a Wednesday? You're getting as bad as Jason - 2 comments
• 08:43 pm Queen's itenerary accidentally faxed to McDonalds - 3 comments