February 12th, 2002

MrButtlertronPimp

I already have the Electrical and Water Utilities and hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place. I have a monopoly to maintain, dammit!

Lawrence Gibretto WWN's paranormal investigatorsays that Britney Spears is from out space and that the breast implants that she is alleged to have had inserted are actually part of a "sophisticated mind-control system that could be used to send hypnotic signal to human males."

According to Gibretto she already has control of Bob Dole. "Just watch his face in those Pepsi commercials," says Gibertto. "Dole is just the first step to her ultimate conquest - Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan." Gibretto also says that Britney's hit, 'Oops, I did It Again,' first this the airwaves just six days after a village in Peru was invinerated by a mysterious blue ray from outer space.
MrButtlertronPimp

I'm such a wildman i sometimes i dont even use fabric softener!

Went to the house today after work to paint some of the trim and get it ready to be painted tomorrow. The bastards turned off the power yesterday and when I called them at 8:30am today it was too late, "the technician that would be doing the work is already out in the field." So I have to wait until tomorrow to paint some more. Justin, Scotty, and I got a little bit done as well as put some masking tape down to make things easier tomorrow. Argh! I'm already tired of this, too stressful. I just want to be moved in!

My parents did buy me a washer and dryer as a house warming present. That's cool, one less thing I'll have to buy. Travis emailed me today as well about doing the wiring for my house. Need to get that cat5 in while the getting is good. :)