Scott Francis Baker

1st

• 09:34 am As soon as you make your first bong, the bongheads try to make freakin bongs out of everything.. - 6 comments
• 08:38 pm It's difficult to exhort employees to Discipline and Self-Control when you know they call you Bowlhead behind your back - 6 comments

3rd

• 12:48 pm You know dude, im leaving you my A-Team action figures and Signed T photo in my will?
• 07:25 pm Do you think its possible to have sex to the batman series theme tune

4th

• 09:18 pm hulk hogan looks so old now, his skin looks like a badly bbq'd dinosaurs scrotum he wears on his body - 4 comments

5th

• 07:49 pm Questions / Objections / Brilliant foresight / Fellatio offers? - 2 comments
• 10:48 pm It's a bird... It's a plane.... NO!!! It's El Niño!!! - 4 comments

6th

• 08:47 pm Your not goth enough to be my president. Bill Clinton was much gother than you.
• 10:46 pm I thought of this script one night right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face! - 2 comments

7th

• 10:28 pm they did a background check on her to be a nanny and she failed, they probably know about her baby eating - 1 comment

9th

• 08:35 pm next thing you know you'll be getting up at 7am on a saturday to burn leaves in the back yard and wearing unisex jeans with an elastic waist - 6 comments

10th

• 09:38 am Punxsutawney Phil a terrorist target? - 2 comments
• 07:48 pm i want an x-box based firewall, sure it may not be secure but can you imagine the speed and quality of the graphics displaying the message your machine has been compromised! - 8 comments

11th

• 11:18 pm They should make a juice flavor called Crangie

12th

• 09:41 am I already have the Electrical and Water Utilities and hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place. I have a monopoly to maintain, dammit! - 6 comments
• 11:07 pm I'm such a wildman i sometimes i dont even use fabric softener! - 3 comments

13th

• 10:46 pm *beep* Hello, you've reached denial. Enjoy your stay. - 1 comment

14th

• 11:06 pm 'In the Beginning was the Command Line' - 2 comments

15th

• 10:49 pm I'm going to get a bigass gun and go stupid fuckhead hunting
• 10:52 pm Don't get mad, get naked! - 3 comments

17th

• 01:50 pm Holy crap my next-door neighbor is Stone Cold Steve Austin! - 1 comment

18th

• 11:38 pm Or else pizza is gonna send out for you! - 5 comments

19th

• 10:30 pm hell, once i even ate a microwave burrito 10 seconds before it was finsihed - 1 comment

20th

• 10:40 pm And... I'm working undercover for "The Man!"

21st

• 11:17 pm Died tragically saving his family from a destroyed sinking battleship - 2 comments

24th

• 10:22 pm Hi, this is Dr. Abian, I'm not in right now, but if you leave a message I'll call you back in a kilogram. - 3 comments

25th

• 10:36 pm im an ass kicking, hot fudge spitting limey bastard who dances to the groove of Mc LimeyFunkmeister - 1 comment

26th

• 11:25 pm is it like having jenna jameson sitting on the other side of a window you cant get through saying "do me now" - 5 comments

27th

• 09:43 pm Was it because of those hookers, because you can always tell em there is no crime in being lonely

28th

• 01:47 pm my neighbors dog has a four inch clit - 3 comments