December 16th, 2001


So I'm in the middle of a cute french girl having a breakdown and an asian midget

Ahhhhhhhhh drunkenness :)

Just got home from having some beers with Dave. It was fun, haven't seen him in a while and he's still just as funny as I remember him. He's even more onery after he's had a few. The waitress was a total bitch and he still tipped her good. So we drank and talked about women, etc. Nothing special.

On the way out we were talking in the parking lot and we watched this chick in this piece of crap hatchback something peel out on the wet pavement, drive around in a circle, and jump pop the curb and hit the big rock that was in the dirt. Dave asked her friend (who was in another car) if the girl was ok to drive, to which she replied I guess not. Then her friend drove away. Some friend she was. So Dave asked the crash victim if she was ok to drive, she said "ya" and sped out of the parking lot. That was trouble waiting to happen.

I took the backroads home and drove slow. On the way home I saw some asian kid in a rice rocket that had driven off the road. There was a cop and tow-truck there blocking traffic while they pulled his car out of the ditch. I thought it was pretty funny. So traffic was blocked for about 5 minutes.

Now I'm home and Dave and I are gonna see who can play counter strike better after a couple of beers.

My rat is humping my salt shaker

Just got back from seeing Not Another Teen Movie with blackice and Joel. I didn't want to see NATM but Joel wouldn't go see Vanilla Sky. I told Joel if I didn't like the flick he was going to personally have to pay my $5.25 refund. So we watched it, and it was ok. Nothing special, nothing terrible. I'd give it a 4 on a scale of one through 10. I told Joel he didn't have to pay me back, but I wouldn't let him pick any more movies in the future. I suppose the only redeeming factor was that there were some hot girls, and some good boobie shots.

How about the ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away ... with mind bullets

Had a pretty exciting day... I watched Dragon Ball Z, went to the movies, and did some research on how to get Cartoon Network at my new house. I want to get cable, but $32 a month so I can watch three channels seems pretty ridiculous. I don't watch much TV at all, just MTV, Comedy Central, and Cartoon Network. Dish Network can get me those three channels for $22 a month which is pretty good. Plus it's digital instead of analog. We'll see.

Just got back from having dinner at Old Spaghetti Factory with Angie and the people she works with. She works with some cool people... I especially liked Francis. I think I really like gay people, they're so cool, so laid back. Basically it was just us sitting around eating and joking around. Weird since I don't know any of the people. Then again I'm such a social pimp I can talk to anyone.

Driving home was more sheeting rain. I've lived in Oregon 22 (almost 23) years now and I don't recall it ever raining this hard, this long. It's literally raining buckets out there... first time I've actually been a little apprehensive driving in the rain. I wonder if we're in the middle of some massive storm front or something. I want it to drop another 10 degrees and then rain that much :)