December 5th, 2001


this is why it would suck to be married to someone famous: think of all the women and gay men masturbating to your husband's image

This is my million dollar get rich quick idea:

A sock/condom/appendage that you slip over your schlong when you're in the gym that makes your cock look like it's 12 inches limp... So you slip it on before you go to gym, work out, and then you take a shower... For those guys that are concious about schlong size.

I could make a fortune!

The only show you could make it on would be the... not funny... diarrhea club

When I got home today my brother was packing his stuff into his car. He's moved a lot of his stuff out. The jigga quotient should be near zero around here now, that will be nice. Hopefully I'll find a house soon and I'll be able to get out of here. It'll be really nice to have my own space, and be able to set all my stuff up.

Just got done watching the first two episode of Evangelion which is pretty cool but pretty weird. I watched episodes 5-8 the other day because those go here first, now they make a lot more sense. Well it's late and I'm cold so I'm going to bed.