May 10th, 2001

MrButtlertronPimp

Arrival Times

I'd just like to make the observation that my boss gets here somewhere between 8:00 and 8:30, usually more towards that latter. That's fine, I don't have a problem with that except he's the first one to leave at 5:00pm sharp.
MrButtlertronPimp

Co-workers

Dave just said, "I give Justin another two months before he finds a new job. He's looking really pissed off lately." I totally agree.
MrButtlertronPimp

De crack, eets bad

This is the kind of crack head email we get at work.

Dont bother.I just accessed your server from remote-and your modems are over loaded, Your verifiaction software is sloooow, and your throwing nukes(d/service packets)off of it to keep people from logging in. When they call tech, you tell em the probs at their end.If you put HALF as much effort in providing the service your being paid to provide, you would have a half way decent isp. But from what i can see, earthlink is better.And thats not saying much.Dont bother me again
MrButtlertronPimp

Work Sucks!

From an email my dad sent me:

When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT! days, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. Purchase a rectal thermometer made by *Q-tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice in small print the statment: "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

"I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."
MrButtlertronPimp

Car Wash

My car is clean... after many many days of procrastinating it's now washed! It's shiny and silver again, instead of silver/brown that it's been for oh so long. I wasn't going to wash it until this weekend but it was such a nice day out today I decided to go outside in it.
MrButtlertronPimp

History was made...

Today Isaac and myself were honored with the following, "[Isaac and Scott] are not just a credit to the company but a credit unto the online community."

Hahahaha, we rock!
MrButtlertronPimp

Yummy Rice

They had some post survivor wrap up or something on TV. Keith was on and he said that he's going to write a new book and call it, "Yes I can cook rice." I thought that was pretty clever!

I don't care what anyone said, I liked Keith. He was a decent guy, he just got a bad wrap.