My boss is gone for two weeks so this is what we have planned for my bosses office.
- Ziptie chair so it's always in the "lower" possition
- Put alarm on door so when it opens alarms blares
- Change name on all inter-company calls to "tlkalot"
- Fake turd (powerbar) in his office
- Fill office half-way with ballons
- Vaseline on his desk
- Everytime his phone is picked up it dials the president of the company
- Fill all desk drawers with packing peanuts
- Sabatoge the ventilation system