March 29th, 2001

MrButtlertronPimp

The cat is gone and the mice will play

My boss is gone for two weeks so this is what we have planned for my bosses office.

  • Ziptie chair so it's always in the "lower" possition
  • Put alarm on door so when it opens alarms blares
  • Change name on all inter-company calls to "tlkalot"
  • Fake turd (powerbar) in his office
  • Fill office half-way with ballons
  • Vaseline on his desk
  • Everytime his phone is picked up it dials the president of the company
  • Fill all desk drawers with packing peanuts
  • Sabatoge the ventilation system