March 29th, 2001


The cat is gone and the mice will play

My boss is gone for two weeks so this is what we have planned for my bosses office.

  • Ziptie chair so it's always in the "lower" possition
  • Put alarm on door so when it opens alarms blares
  • Change name on all inter-company calls to "tlkalot"
  • Fake turd (powerbar) in his office
  • Fill office half-way with ballons
  • Vaseline on his desk
  • Everytime his phone is picked up it dials the president of the company
  • Fill all desk drawers with packing peanuts
  • Sabatoge the ventilation system