March 25th, 2001

MrButtlertronPimp

Ballet

Angie and I went to the ballet today. It was something she wanted to do, and I just went. It wasn't bad, it was kind of interesting, but not really my thing. Angie informed me that probably 80% of the male ballet dancers are gay. Seems like a shame, that'd be a good reason to do ballet, you get to hang out with some cute really flexible chicks.

After that we went to Gustav's and had dinner. We had happy hour in the pub, it was pretty good. It's kind of a weird restaurant. Very dark inside, very german, but otherwise good. Now I'm home, doing laundry waiting for Jackass to be on.
MrButtlertronPimp

Buying a house

At chuch this morning I told my grandparents that I was moving home for a little while so I could afford a house. They seemed to think that was a really cool idea. My mom made the comment, "did you get the feeling like the were almost ready to get their check book out?"
MrButtlertronPimp

Anus?

There is a town somewhere in the world named Mianus (pronounced: my anus). The jackass crew went there and spent the afternoon talking to the towns people. "Hey look there is a big red truck in Mianus," "what's the most popular meat in Mianus," "There are a lot of celebrities in Mianus?"

Good stuff :)