December 20th, 2000

MrButtlertronPimp

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Over ICQ

Eric: "Oh yeah, guess what we're doing tonight"
Me: "Bible study"
Eric: "Oh ya, all exodous baby, get pumped"
Me: "Moses is my personal hero"
Eric: "No seriously, it came when I got back from the dentist"
Me: "The bible?"
Eric: "NO! The Playstation 2!"
MrButtlertronPimp

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Here are my classes. The pagemaker class is full though, I hope I can still get in. They don't offer it very often.

BA-101-06 - Intro to business
CS-135j-01 - Web design with JavaScript
BT-220-01 - Pagemaker
MrButtlertronPimp

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It's quiet here at work today, kind of scary. Isaac and I are just about the only ones here. He's pissed at me for reason or another, the boy won't talk so I have no idea what's going on.
MrButtlertronPimp

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I think "thanks in advance" is over used. I mean who really considers themselves thanked when they get a "thanks in advance," it's dumb.
MrButtlertronPimp

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SWISS COLONY BEEF LOG
Performed By Eric Cartman

Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.
Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.
You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.
(No Beef Log)
Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.
Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.
But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!
Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!
Sweet!

MrButtlertronPimp

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I feel sorry for Isaac. I can hear him talking to some guy on the phone right now "do you know what your phone sounds like when it dials?" Jeez... poor guy.