August 6th, 2000

MrButtlertronPimp

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So I'm out buying a toaster the other day. Toaster: bread goes in, toast comes out. Nothing special. They had a fricking $80 toaster at Mervyns in their kitchen department. I ended up getting the $14 model at Target. Can someone explain to me what the hell an $80 toaster does? Who in there right mind would spend that much money? That's nuts!
MrButtlertronPimp

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Im driving home from my parents last night coming down this back road back to my apartment. I was doing about 35 miles per hour and I drive right past this cop who has his radar gun out. Well I didn't see him till it was too late (it always is). I see him and his radar gun, immediately look down at my odometer, 35 miles an hour. I'm thinking, that's what 5 miles over the speed limit he can't get me. But as I drive by he pulls the gun back in the car. So I'm thinking he's putting the gun away and getting ready to pull me over. So I start freaking out, and just about that time I see a sign that says speed limit 25. I was really worried, luckily he didn't pull me over. Must have just been reaching for his donuts or something.
MrButtlertronPimp

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I kinda feel like a dick. Every weekend I go over and hang out with my girlfriend and my friends. But my friends don't usually get off work till 1am or so. My body is so used to getting up at 8am everyday that I'm down and out by midnight. So I hardly get a chance to hang out with them :(
MrButtlertronPimp

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I went and saw Scary Movie with Derek and Isaac. It was funnier then hell. I was laughing my ass off. Well worth the $5 to get in. Some of the funniest parts weren't even the movie though. Someone brought their kids (yes plural) to this movie. This is definitely not a family movie. Anyway, everytime someone on screen would make out or someone would get naked you could hear the kids down in the front row going "ewwwww" It was pretty funny.
MrButtlertronPimp

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I was just watching a little of MTV's Real World... Decent show, but I'm getting a little pissed at the black guy. Homeboy has a major attitude problem. I sit there and watch him be a bitch and I just wanna smack him.