April 21st, 2000

MrButtlertronPimp

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Let's see, I woke up early because someone was knocking on my door. I didn't get up to get it and just fell back asleep. Then I got up and took a shower, cleaned my room a little and found two DVDs that I had misplaced, and now I'm preparing to go to work!
MrButtlertronPimp

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I'm gonna scream if I have to talk to one more customer who is unable to click in the mail server box and change the settings.

Me: "Ok we just need to change that to pop3.canby.com"
Customer: *pause* "Well how do I do that"
Me: "Just click in the box and type on the keyboard"
Customer: *longer pause* "It's not working, it's just not letting me type"
Me: "Well I don't know what to tell you then, if you are unable to type in the box something must be wrong with your computer because thats an integral part of the operating system."
Customer: "Well I can call my neighbor, he may be able to help"

MrButtlertronPimp

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How complicated is the idea of "double clicking?" Seems like a simple concept to me, but I've talked to many customers who can't seem to grasp the concept.
MrButtlertronPimp

(no subject)

Me: Ok lets go ahead and look at some settings on your computer then
Customer: Oh do you want me to turn it on?
Me: Yes
Customer: Oh ok just a second
Me: *Sigh*