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Scott Francis Baker


April 4th, 2008

What do the little piggies say. @ 11:22 am

If you were an outsider looking at my desk you'd think I'd be a fat computer nerd, and you'd be half right. My desk is covered in all kinds of computer gear, and food. As of five minutes ago I had a bag of pretzels (left over from lunch), two Twix bars, a bag of M&Ms, a box of Runts, and a box of donuts. The candy was on sale (10 for $3), and the donuts the new manager bought for me... but still!

Oink oink I must say.

Funny thing is, I can't gain weight to save my life. I weigh about 150 pounds, but I'd much rather weigh 175. Ever since I had my colectomy I can't gain weight.

I put the extra candy in my desk and moved the donuts to the shared cubicle so I can give the impression that I'm not a fat hog. I'm really not a pig I swear!
 
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From:angz
Date:April 4th, 2008 08:05 pm (UTC)
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we want pictures!
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From:graceadieu
Date:April 4th, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC)

oink oink to you, too

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There is nothing wrong with being a piggy. I was born on National Pig Day and I love pigs and find them to be noble creatures. Try milkshakes and chocolate sundaes, they are sure fire ways to pack on some pounds. Chocolate layer cake helps, too.
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From:sassadaisy
Date:April 5th, 2008 12:47 am (UTC)
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Where's the slab of bacon??
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From:themabbi
Date:April 5th, 2008 09:45 pm (UTC)
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I have the same problem, it's a terrible cross to bear. I had a half rack of ribs and 6 jelly donuts for lunch yesterday, and I lost 2 pounds.

Edited at 2008-04-05 09:46 pm (UTC)
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From:graceadieu
Date:April 5th, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)

:)

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Someone's metabolism is on overdrive! :)

Scott Francis Baker