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Scott Francis Baker


April 5th, 2007

Sith > Jedi @ 10:03 pm

scott: I've come to the conclusion that the Jedi are clown shoes
potsie: Why are they clown shoes?
scott: there are THOUSANDS of them
scott: and in 1000 years of jedi history
scott: Obi wan and Anakin are the ONLY ones to kill a Sith
scott: There are only TWO sith at any given time
scott: and they TOTALLY outsmart the Jedi
scott: at every turn
scott: Jedi = totally lame
potsie: Well the Jedi killed sith in the hyperspace wars.
potsie: And the mandalorian war.
potsie: And the Sith War.
scott: Since Darth Bane they're pretty much UNSTOPPABLE
potsie: Well that's because everybody thinks they are dead.
scott: palpatine is RIGHT under their nose
potsie: By the time that The Phantom Menace rolls around there aren't supposed to be any Sith.
scott: they don't see it
potsie: That's because he's using the Dark Side to hide his Dark Sidedness.
scott: THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF JEDI!
scott: One of them didn't see it coming
potsie: Yeah.
scott: they were 10 feet away!
potsie: No.
potsie: So.
scott: If I had to chose
scott: I'd go to the Dark Side
scott: they get things done
potsie: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
scott: Oh!
scott: Plus
scott: Grievous
scott: not even a Sith
scott: and he totally owns a bunch of Jedi
potsie: I hate you.
scott: he's just some dude that crashed and got a new body
potsie: You almost just made me turn to the dark side.
scott: and some light saber skills
scott: haha
scott: I really wanted to like the Jedi
scott: but they just can't get their act together
potsie: The Jedi are way better than The Sith.
potsie: The Sith are punk ass biatches.
scott: THe Jedi are cooler
scott: but the Sith get things done
potsie: No they don't.
potsie: It took them like eleventythousand years to take over the republic.
potsie: And they can't even work as a team.
potsie: The suck.
scott: Heh
potsie: They are chumps.
scott: The Jedi never should have let palpatine (sith or no) get that powerful
scott: and get in a position to kill them ALL
potsie: The Jedi aren't in charge of shit.
scott: order 68 or whatever
potsie: They are just like the intergalactic peace keepers.
scott: Where's the Jedi union!
potsie: They serve the Senate.
scott: THey need to get organized!
scott: Jedi Teamsters!!!!!!111111111111111111111111nineteen
potsie: Whatever Darth Fagus.
scott: HAHAHA ouch
 
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From:mrwiz
Date:April 6th, 2007 05:22 am (UTC)
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TEAM JEDI--WORLD POLICE
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From:muerte
Date:April 6th, 2007 04:46 pm (UTC)
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I just read one of Jason's book about Darth Bane and how the Sith for 1000 years pretty much owned the Jedi.
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From:shades3d
Date:April 7th, 2007 12:36 am (UTC)
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lol darth fagus, greatest insult ever.
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From:muerte
Date:April 7th, 2007 03:51 am (UTC)
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The Sith don't have a don't ask don't tell policy. It's just Darth Fagus in charge of the gay division.
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From:themabbi
Date:April 7th, 2007 07:38 am (UTC)
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Do you think the gay Sith apprentice usurps his master once he's weasled out the secret of the force choke reach around?
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From:davidfrey
Date:April 10th, 2007 04:00 pm (UTC)
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Wow, this whole conversation is proper fucked (no pun intended). Seriously, you guys scare me.

Scott Francis Baker