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Scott Francis Baker


August 22nd, 2006

"Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth" - Dilbert @ 02:07 pm

With the success of Snakes on a Plane they'll just have to make a sequel. The guys and work and I came up with a list of possible scenarios.

Snakes on the space shuttle
Snakes on a gondolla
Snakes on a submarine
Snakes on a train
Snakes in space
Snakes in time
Snakes on a jetski

What else would make a good "Snakes on a" movie?
 
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From:mrwiz
Date:August 22nd, 2006 09:13 pm (UTC)
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snake in my pants.

HARDY HAR HAR
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From:muerte
Date:August 22nd, 2006 09:16 pm (UTC)
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That's too obvious... and if your case that would probably be a REALLY short film.
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From:ntang
Date:August 22nd, 2006 09:36 pm (UTC)
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I heard it did pretty poorly...?
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From:muerte
Date:August 22nd, 2006 09:38 pm (UTC)
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It made #1 movie of the weekend, and made $15 million dollars. I don't know what they wanted. It's not going to win any oscars or anything it's just a fun/stupid movie. With a total budget of $30 million they'll be doing just fine.
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From:davidfrey
Date:August 22nd, 2006 09:51 pm (UTC)
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That $30 mil in production doesn't cover the extra $10 mil they dumped into marketing. Do you think they're going to hold up at the box office long enough to break even?
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From:mrwiz
Date:August 22nd, 2006 09:56 pm (UTC)
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who cares? They will definitely make up the money in DVD sales. No way this one could be a loss.
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From:muerte
Date:August 22nd, 2006 10:08 pm (UTC)
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Ya totally. Between the box office, the international sales, and the DVD they'll make plenty of money.
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From:patrick
Date:August 22nd, 2006 10:26 pm (UTC)
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Snakes on a Train is a direct to video release that is apparently already out.
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From:scooty
Date:August 23rd, 2006 02:11 am (UTC)
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Snakes on hoes should be on our VOD server.

And what if the Internet was actually made of Snakes instead of tubes? We definitely know it's not a big truck.
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From:graceadieu
Date:August 23rd, 2006 02:35 pm (UTC)

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Two raving lunatics in Arizona apparently went to see the movie and released into the theater two live rattlesnakes! They were captured and released into the desert without anyone getting bitten, which is a miracle. At the IMAX theater at the Bob Bullock Texas History Museum, there is a movie on the history of Texas that features the sound and feel of rattlesnakes, wind, rain, etc. It is very realistic and the rattlesnake part of it is scary as all get out! (I hate snakes.)

Scott Francis Baker