Police baffled as to how some slippery thieves managed to steal 24 boa constrictors from a city zoo @ 08:48 pm
It was time for baby Gabe to lay down so I was changing his diaper before I put him down. As I'm adjusting the diaper around his legs I feel something splatter my pants and then hit my shoe. The little bastard peed all down my leg. Totally nailed me good from the waist down. I finished putting on his diaper and lay him down in his crib. As soon as he was in the prone position he looked up at me all sad with that, "I don't wanna go to sleep" look on his face. I looked him right in the eyes and said, "you should have thought of that before you peed on me."